Wolffish are like, all about the teeth! When it's not their weird, puffy face it's their big, cutty teeth. Whether or not these adventures have hilarious results is impossible to say. One can only assume that it's a Werewolffish which walks across North America every full moon, embarking on all manner of adventures along the way. The Bering Wolffish is the smallest of them all at a bit more than 1 metre (3.3 ft) long and it has a strange distribution in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. One of them, the Northern Wolffish, can delve over 1,000 metres 3,280 ft). Most of the Anarhichas Wolffish come from north Atlantic waters and tend to reside at greater depths than their cousin. They're more squat and less eel-like than the Wolf Eel so while the Wolf Eel sits glowering from its cave like a Moray Eel, the others do so more like an unusually furious Blenny. The Wolf Eel is also the only Wolffish in its genus, the other four all belong to Anarhichas. They can be found from the surface down to depths of just over 200 metres (650 feet). It comes from northern parts of the Pacific Ocean, from Japan up to Russia across to Alaska and down to California. The Wolf Eel isn't actually an eel, but it's the longest of all the Wolffish, reaching over 2 metres (6.5 feet) with its slender, eel-like body. What you don't realise is once you're hooked, the spinach you took to help you defeat your enemies becomes the biggest enemy of them all. I mean, we've all done a bit of spinach in our time and of course it's a great rush. With his thick lips and bulging forehead the Wolf Eel (Anarrhichthys ocellatus) looks like Popeye after years of spinach abuse finally got to him. I see that head poking out of its cavern and I can't help but see a fish-man peering out the window of his underwater hovel. It all looks much more like an advanced stage of the " Innsmouth look". The short snout and round head suggests something more humanoid than fish. We just appreciate the results since, in some ways, the continuation of the human species is even cooler than crazy art by crazy people. And that's because motherhood, like love, is basically a form of madness. One thing they all have in common is what's known as "a face only a mother could love". We're taking a look at Wolf Eels and Wolffish, the 5 species within the Anarhichadidae family. Hey! Check out that great, big ugly fish with fearsome teeth glaring at us from deep within his dark, foreboding cave! Should we go over there and give him a hug? Why don't we see if we can't turn that angry snarl upside down!
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